Attack Goose Tee – Step Back, I Bite | Canadian Humor T-Shirt

Introducing the Attack Goose Tee — the unisex t-shirt that merges humor with an undeniable edge. This shirt is for those who embrace the sarcasm and energy of the iconic Canadian goose. Featuring the bold slogan, “Step Back, I Bite,” this tee isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement.

🧊 Crafted for a soft feel, ensuring maximum comfort throughout your day.
🪿 Powered by 100% Grade A Goose Energy — wear your attitude with pride.
🍁 Designed in Canada by Polite Rebellion, reflecting our unique culture and humor.
🔥 Unisex fit, ideal for layering or showcasing your own unique style.

This t-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s had their fill of being polite. Whether you’ve scouted a goose or become the target, you’ll want to wear this tee as a badge of honor. Order now and let the world know it’s your time to shine — or bite!

Fabrication: This tee boasts a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a flawless printing surface. It also features a tear-away label for effortless rebranding, a tubular fit to minimize torque, and is available in an array of colors to match your vibe.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (cm)	71	74	76	79	81	85
B) Width (cm)	92	102	112	122	132	142
B) Half Chest (cm)	46	51	56	61	66	71

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33.5
B) Width (inches)	36.2	40.2	44.1	48	52	55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)	18.1	20.1	22	24	26	28

Care Instructions

General	A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash	The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store	Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.