Breakup Collection – Savage Canadian Tees & Hoodies

Some relationships end with closure. Others end with merch. Welcome to the Breakup Collection — designed for chaos queens, emotionally unavailable kings, and anyone tired of texting back. These funny Canadian t-shirts and hoodies help you say what they didn’t stick around to hear.

• 💔 Ethically printed in Canada – because we still have morals
• 🔥 Sarcastic, unapologetic, and occasionally therapeutic
• 🎁 Great gift for your ex’s new partner (kidding... mostly)

Whether you’re heartbroken, healed, or just here for the petty, this is your rebound wardrobe. Tag your ex. Or don’t. We won’t judge.