❓ Frequently Asked Questions


Who designs your shirts?

Every design is created by me—a proud Canadian mom, grandmother, and unapologetically chaotic patriot. I sketch, design, and wordsmith everything from the goose threats to the poutine puns.


Where are your products made?

All items are fulfilled using Gelato, a global print-on-demand service. Orders are printed as close to you as possible (usually within Canada) to reduce wait times and carbon footprints.


How long will my order take to arrive?

Most orders ship within 3–7 business days. Delivery time depends on where you're located, but generally:
🍁 Canada – 5 to 10 business days
We’re proudly not shipping to the U.S., so no border delays!


Do you ship to the United States?

Nope. This brand is a love letter to Canada—and a polite roast of our neighbours. It’s for us. 🇨🇦


Can I return or exchange an item?

Because each piece is printed just for you, we can’t accept returns or exchanges unless the item is defective or damaged. If something’s wrong, email me at      lisa@politerebellion.ca        and I’ll make it right.


What size should I order?

All items include size charts—please check them before ordering! If you’re between sizes, I recommend sizing up for that cozy, unbothered Canadian fit.


How should I wash my shirt?

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid ironing directly on the print (unless you want your goose to get extra aggressive).